The Jammy

FACT: THE BEST THERE EVER WUZ... PERIOD.

2008-06-23T16:04:00.000-07:00

George Fuckin' Carlin (1937-2008) R.I.P

The Almighty Dorrah..

2008-04-19T07:41:00.000-07:00

Check out ...this article..The dude sellin' it sez that an "..Oriental.." wuz the one who made the damn thang...I guess when racism stops makin' money, entrepreneurs and the like might givvit a rest...Doubt it.

...Since I don't care, and racism, and as a matterfact, terrorism are here to stay, and you can make money on both (See Sharpton, Jackson, Bush, Cheney),..ain't no end in sight...

...Fukudome did not seem shocked.

"I knew I was coming to a different country, so I expected something like this,'' he said. ''Maybe not necessarily racial, but that anybody could take any context of my words and degrade me if they wanted to. But if I make a big deal out of it, it's not going to benefit me, so I'm not going to make a big deal of it."

Mark Kolbusz, who runs the souvenir stand that sold the shirt, said it was his top-selling shirt..

Fuk it...I thought it was funny..

YOU GO BRETT!!!...(just... GO!)

2008-04-09T10:01:00.000-07:00

Just a cupla months after Brett Favre's sappy-cheesy funeral dirge that fans were barraged with, The Sporting News comes out with this report that he might be enticed to come back if Aaron Rodgers went down with an injury next season...

"..."I think of that, when I think of now being retired, I think I won't be in the quarterback/receiver meeting on Thursdays joking around and having fun and game plan and all that stuff together. It was a fun year. That was fun throwing the ball around like we did. There's no reason to think that won't happen again. Aaron has fallen into a great situation. And if that opportunity presented itself and they did call, it would be tempting. And I very well could be enticed to do it...."

...Now, da Stevo is well aware of how revered the gunslinger is as a folk hero and all that crapppp but, personally, I've had just about enuff of his "One Shining Moment" routines and would kinda prefer that he just go away and ride a tractor or sumpthin'..

To me, the best thing that could happen, if he came back, would be for him to throw 4 interceptions and get sacked on his assss 'bout 6 times in his next final game and get trounced 42-7 and go out on bottom....Heaven forbid, he won a Super Bowl in his last outing and we hafta suffer thru Jesus Christ comparisons and JFK's funeral dirge...Givvit a rest, fer crissake.

Pat Tillman didn't get as much attention as Favre did when he got killed over in Iraq fightin' a war...and he wuzza lot more than justa football player..

It's great to be King...

2008-04-04T15:35:00.000-07:00

...On the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther Kings' assassination in Memphis...Sen. John McCain issued an apology for not voting to make Kings' birthday a Federal Holiday back in 1983...

Da Stevo, if asked, would probably rate King as one of the most important people of our lifetime...a true American Hero...I always admire people that have the balls to stand up against the system..Especially people that do it right. McCain is politically correct for owning up to a wrong that is part of the pubilic record and and I applaud him for that..

However...

...Ifya didn't vote to make this great man's birthday a Federal Holiday when it was submitted to do so...How much vision can you have?

...BTW....Da Stevo was born on Jan. 15th...

In "Vogue"..?..I seriously doubt it..

2008-03-29T08:03:00.000-07:00

"NEW YORK (AP) - When Vogue announced its April cover starring LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen, the magazine noted with some fanfare that James was the first black man to grace its cover.

But the image is stirring up controversy, with some commentators decrying the photo as perpetuating racial stereotypes. James strikes what some see as a gorilla-like pose, baring his teeth, with one hand dribbling a ball and the other around Bundchen's tiny waist.

It's an image some have likened to "King Kong" and Fay Wray.

"It conjures up this idea of a dangerous black man," said Tamara Walker, 29, of Philadelphia...."...FOXSports.com

...Maaannn...some people jus' need to get a life...Hell, Lawerence Fishbourne duz that too...so do countless rappers...and if I remember correctly, Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Lee Van Cleef et al., conjured up images of dangerous white men..and even tho' he might notta been able to jump wortha shit..Woody Harrelson did his part in "Natural Born Killers".

...As far as the King Kong/Fay Wray lame-ass bullshit..at least Giselle looks like she's enjoyin' it as opposed to Ms. Wray bein' scared shitless..

Da Stevo thinks that racism is pretty much here to stay...There's always gonna be some dipshit somewhere that makes it an issue, if you will, even when it's not there...As long as controversy is good for bizness...some fucker will playda card..

Note: The fact that Vogue makes it a point to let us all know that LeBron is the "first black man" to grace its' cover pretty much backs me up on that...Not to mention that this is 2008 and if it tookya this long to do it...how fuckin' relevant a magazine can you be?

If there wasn't any racism...some asshole would create it..and create it...and create it...

"Whyyyyy...?"

2008-03-27T08:12:00.000-07:00

Now...we all know that Eldrick hazza durtymutherfuckin'mouth...and at last weeks Doral WGC, he directed it atta dumbshit photographer who elected to snappa flick whilst the Woodman was in the middle of his backswing...

...Da Stevo can appreciate how sumpthin' like that can screw-up a golf swing and it's little thangz like that can really piss me off and sometimes can make a difference 'tween me shootin' a 94 orra 92...and there's always the asshole that drives by yer local muni and blasts hiz horn the minnit you are in yours...Ya gotta figger that out on those PGA golf courses in tournaments, that when Tiger's in 'em, that it's his domain and ifya violate his domain, he's gonna git pissed...I understand it.

I dunno why I'm really doin' this post but ifya notice in this clip of his swing, the second the photographer clicks, Tiger immediately starts whinin' like he's Nancy Kerrigan or sumpthin...

...Makes him more human...donnit?

No Cuntry for Old Men...?

2008-03-25T07:06:00.000-07:00

A cupla 93-yr old dudes were busted in Florida inna undercover sex-sting. Seems that one uvvem forked over $20 and the other one $30 to an undercover whore...

First off, Da Stevo thinks that ifyer only payin' 20-30 bux fer some action..the woman yer payin' it to, ain't a whore...she's a skank...Ex-guvner Spitzer uppair in NY knowz whatta real whore is...jus' sayin' now..

Second, I think ifya live to be 90 yrs old, there oughtta be a law that givesya a free pass on certain thangz...you know..an exemption or sumpthin'..especially when it comes to purchasin' the services of a whore...Matterafack, I'm thinkin' that if yer 90 and still frisky enuff to be out prowlin' around ferda va-jay-jay, mebbe a case could be made fer, I dunno, "Sainthood" or sumpthin'...

Last, foxy undercover cops out solicitin' johns...jus' ain't right...

annnd...ya gotta figger..at 93...payin' ferrit is gonna be the only way yer gonna git it...

Cupla Winnin' streaks...for anybody not named "Bryant."

2008-03-16T16:16:00.000-07:00

At the same time The Rockets started pullin' away from one Bryant...Tiger sunk a 25-ft putt to beat another...Coincidence?...I think not....

Just another "JOKE"...

2008-03-15T07:25:00.000-07:00

Da Stevo got no problem wid 24-karat assholes..but I gotta tellya..I love it when they take a fall...It's SOOO much fun to laff at 'em while they spiral to the bowels of society...There might not be anything more degrading than bein' thought of as a "Joke"..you know...like, they'll be subjected to having people look at 'em as if they just cutta fart or sumpthin'...People bein' afraid to shake their hands...Shakin' their heads and laffin' atya when they walk by ya...Walkin' around 'em azzif they were the foulest stench in the universe...

People have told me that I woulda been a good preacher....WRONGGG!..not this boy..The last thing on earth I would do is put myself up onna pedestal and tell people how to live their lives when I might be guilty of goin' down the same roads they have...If I'm gonna be a crusader, the first thing I'm gonna do is make damn sure I gotta pristine back-yard...and, after careful scrutiny and soul-searching, I discovered that I...just...don't...(took me less than 2-seconds to come todat conclusion, btw).

I DETEST HYPOCRITES...Go fuckyerself Spitzer...You earned this.

Dude's a worm..

Daly...Not the whole package...?

2008-03-12T04:21:00.000-07:00

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - John Daly has been cut loose by swing coach Butch Harmon, who said Tuesday he was not going to waste his time with a two-time major champion who is more interested in drinking than working on his golf game.

"My whole goal for him was he's got to show me golf is the most important thing in his life," Harmon said from his golf school in Las Vegas. "And the most important thing in his life is getting drunk."

..Ol' JD...OK, now here's a dude that golf's, when he wants, drinks, when he wants, womanizes, when he wants, gambles, when he wants, eats and sleeps, when he wants...In short, right or wrong, the guy does whatever he wants to do and apparantly has the resources to do anything but stop.

Da Stevo's the last guy on earth to criticize or fault the dude fer livin' da dream and he prob'ly won't live long enuff to git on the Senior Tour cuz, usually, whenya rock n' roll, you gotta payda band...In the meantime, as long as the PGA continues to extend "special exemptions" and his endorsement money keeps comin' in...ya git the feelin' he ain't gonna stop doin' what he's doin'...The fact that Butch's golf school is in Vegas didn't really bode too well fer JD either...yuh think?!?!

When a cat like Butch Harmon lays that assessment ("And the most important thing in his life is getting drunk.") onya, ya gotta figger a triple-bogey orra snowman can't be far behind...

(Dat dame looks like a crack-whore..don't she?)

Oh..Yeah...This Just In....

Bad A(i)my...s"NO"rt...s"NO"rt...s"NO"rt...!!

2008-03-10T11:01:00.000-07:00

Amy Winehouse's latest party trick is snorting vodka....

A source said: "Somebody had brought over 20 shots to Amy's table and she decided to show off her new party trick.

"She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose.

"Amy threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned."

Doctors have warned Amy's party trick, known as a Gas Chamber, could be potentially lethal as alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream.

Meanwhile, the 24-year-old 'Rehab' star flew into a rage yesterday (06.03.08) when she spotted an unauthorised biography about her on sale at her local London garage.

Amy - who popped into the shop to pick up some sweets on her way home after partying till 5am - demanded the £17 tome, titled 'Amy, Amy, Amy: The Amy Winehouse Story', be taken off the shelves immediately.

The book, by Nick Johnstone, details Amy's rise to fame her battle with drink and drugs and the arrest of her husband Blake Fielder Civil, who is currently awaiting trial at London's Pentonville Prison.

Wonder what the over/under is on this chicks life..I mean, shiutt, It ain't like she's Keith Richards or nuthin'...

Puttin' it where it belongs....

2008-03-09T10:17:00.000-07:00

"...Baseball turned its back on the problem and ignored it," Ryan said. "Anytime you realize you have a problem, the longer you go without addressing that problem, then when you do decide to address it, the tougher it is to do. I think that's where we are with baseball...."

It's not really a problem if your makin' all kinds of dollars from it..Is it Bud?..Donald?....

Hawk tripped-up...

2008-03-08T07:23:00.000-08:00

“We ask that everyone accept my sincerest apology, and please be respectful of my family’s privacy,” he said.

How 'bout this asshole?...Dude nails a hawk from 75 yds out cuzzit was makin' noise and interfering with some info-mercial he was filmin' or sumpthin'..cute.

Not sure whether he meant to hit it or not butya gotta figger his chances were slim if he was aimin' at it since he's, like, ranked 537th inda world...Tiger woulda nailed it from 300-out..

..and as far as your "privacy", Tripp...nobody knew whoindahell you were 'til now...

The Truth...

2008-03-06T07:29:00.000-08:00

...See where Tiger Woods is on the way to becoming the first billionaire athelete in history, reminding all of us of whut fucked lives we have...dude's from another planet...He's also bitchin' 'bout the slow pace of play on the Tour...just hit the ball people...Helluva game, golf..I remember one time, I was golfin' widda buddy of mine, Jeff, and I wuz yellin' expletives all over the place after shankin' and slicin' da ball on my way to a +23:

Stevo: "SONNUVAMUTHER-FUCKIN'GODDAMNBITCH!!!!!"

Jeff: "Maann, Stevo...why you git so mad?"

Stevo: "Ahhh..SHIT, Jeff...this fuckin' game pisses me off!!"

Jeff: "Yeah...It can git to ya fer sure."

Stevo: "...Fuck!..."

Jeff: "...ain't no sense in gittin' so mad, Stevo..."

Stevo: "...and just whydafuck NOT?!?!"

Jeff: "Well...Fer one thing...you ain't good enuff to git mad.."

...It still ain't stopped me from gittin' pissed or nuthin' when I fuck up and I think about that every time I hear Tiger let loose with an "F-bomb" or "GD-explosion" when he screws up...'course, that sumbitch is good enuff to git pissed...

"In fact...it's cold as Hell..."

2008-02-12T08:39:00.000-08:00

Ya jus' knew that Andy wuzn't goin' down fer nobody...Roger, on the other hand, elects to take his family down with 'im cuz it's all about the "Rocket"..Fuck 'im...

"...And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man..burning out his fuse up here alone..."

This has gone toooo far....

2008-02-09T15:59:00.000-08:00

...Brian...Dude...it's one thang to be shootin' up yer boss with drugs n' shit...but drinkin'... Miller-Lite?!?!?!

However...after some extensive research da Stevo has found that the logo on the beer can appears to be.......................circa 2001...jus' sayin'...

"Look....da dames in her mid 30's...4 kids...Shoot herrup Mac....!!"

2008-02-08T17:35:00.000-08:00

This crap is too much4TV

Fuck the kid...Strap-in dat case-a-beer!!!

2008-02-06T16:24:00.000-08:00

So...check-out this drunken trollop:

What's the most precious thing in your car? Police in St. Augustine, Florida were stunned to find out what one woman's priorities appeared to be. They stopped a motorist over the weekend for allegedly running a red light and discovered a mother and her 16-month-old daughter both sitting in the back of the vehicle with no restraints on. The youngster was allowed to wander freely without an infant seat and nothing to contain her in the event of an accident.

That's bad enough. But what cops found when they peered in closer stunned them. The woman had apparently used the seat belt to keep something safe - a case of beer. The 24 bottles of suds were securely strapped in to ensure nothing happened to them and that they made a safe journey.

The driver, 46-year-old Tina Williams, couldn't explain why the child wasn't properly tethered and refused to take a breathalyzer test at the scene. Police allege they found drug paraphernalia in her purse, and she's since been charged with a host of offences, including driving under the influence, driving without a licence and child abuse.

But maybe the most shocking part of the story is what didn't happen. The mother in the back seat, a 20-year-old woman, has so far not been charged with anything and the youngster was released back into her custody.

Yeah...ya gotta love dis whore...and Gawd knowz, the cops did the right thang by not chargin' her with nuthin' and lettin' the mom inda back seat her take her kid home so the little girl would be assured of bein'....safe.

...Cupla crack-pipes found inda car as well...

A "S-U-P-E-R" Bowl!...Eli's Comin'..17-14..Giants

2008-02-04T06:30:00.000-08:00

Romo, Favre and...Brady...Toast.

(Here's a bullshit scenario forya: 35 seconds left...Brady gets Pats in field-goal situation...Pats make it to tie game and go into overtime...Manning takes Giants downfield in OT and score touchdown to win game 23-17...Plaxico calls it...)

Heath Ledger 1979-2008

2008-01-23T06:45:00.000-08:00

"...
...Brokeback Mountain was one of 2005’s biggest releases, causing huge debate for its reversal of the traditional Hollywood tough man image. The film was made amid a storm of controversy in the States and many reviewers praised its makers’ courage. Mr Ledger, however, was dismissive:

"I hate to call it ‘daring’ or ‘brave’; firefighters are daring and brave. I’m acting. I didn’t get hurt and I’m not mentally wounded from this experience."

....One of the good guys....'Blessya Heath...R.I.P.

Walkin' da straight and narrow inda US of A..

2008-01-20T05:44:00.000-08:00

How 'bout this ol' bastard?

Seems like ol' Timothy Elliott, indigent, hadda gamblin' problem and decided it might be best to take up robbin' banks n' shit to pay off his bookies. I guess since his robbery was "unarmed" the dude was put on probation...and one of the stipulations put on his probation was that he couldn't gamble. Not even play the lottery.

Yeah...you guessed it..Dude buys a scratch-off ticket and wins 50K per year for twenty years. Da Judge ruled he could keep it.

I see a cupla/three morals to dis story:

1) "Livin' Right" ain't got shit to do with good fortune comin' yer way.

2) Ya getta break in life whenya look like Santa Claus.

3) Ya might have some issues with this country, but if ya do..yer just fuckin'... WRONG.

God Bless America...

Making an "Issue" out of it....

2008-01-18T05:58:00.000-08:00

...Hell...evenda Stevo wuz willin' to let this crap die...As a wise old sage once said..."...O.J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers." ..George Carlin

Update: "...ORLANDO, Fla. – Jeff Babineau has been named editor of Golfweek, replacing Dave Seanor, effective immediately.

The change has been made after Golfweek ran a cover in the January 19 issue showing a noose to illustrate a controversial comment by Golf Channel anchor Kelly Tilghman about Tiger Woods.

“We apologize for creating this graphic cover that received extreme negative reaction from consumers, subscribers and advertisers across the country,” said William P. Kupper Jr., president of Turnstile Publishing Co., the parent company of Golfweek. “We were trying to convey the controversial issue with a strong and provocative graphic image. It is now obvious that the overall reaction to our cover deeply offended many people. For that, we are deeply apologetic...”

Too bad MLB didn't react that fast to replacing Selig...

Maybe we all oughtta STFU...

2008-01-12T12:33:00.000-08:00

The following is in regards to Kelly Tilghman of The Golf Channel's remarks:

Did anyone ever consider the possibility that she said it because she just wasn't aware of the fact that there was some mandate some culture or ethnic group had on the word "lynch"?..or even "Nappy"..or the "N" word?

I find it ironic, for instance, that a certain culture can "promote" the "N"-word via rap or within their own community when a Caucasian-guy, like myself, cringes everytime he hear's it no matter WHO it comes from. Evidently, in some cases it bothers me more than it does them and maybe everytime I hear it come out of that ethnicity's mouth..I oughtta call Al Sharpton.

Now another word enters our lexicon that we hafta be careful of before we say it..Wonder what Merrill-Lynch thinks of that?

The more this kinda BS is made an issue of..the less sensitive I become to anybody's cause..It only serves to broaden the gap, IMHO.

Here's hopin' someday we all "get the hang of it."

Kelly Tilghman "Hangs" Herself...

2008-01-10T15:00:00.000-08:00

"...The context is that she was responding to broadcast partner Nick Faldo during The Golf Channel's second-round coverage of the Mercedes-Benz Championship last Friday. When Faldo suggested young players gang up on Woods in an effort to beat him, Tilghman's apparent attempt at a playful volley — "Lynch him in a back alley" — backfired..."

Time for Al Sharpton and JJ to once again broaden the gap 'tween races and make a "non-issue" an "issue...

Tiger could care less, btw...

When are people gonna realize that no race has a birthright to expression...Callin' me a "Mick" or a "Cracker" only makes me laff..and just makes me drink more...Sharptons and Jacksons ancestors aren't the only races that have gone through oppression or prejudice...and they have no ownership to free speech any more than anyone else..Sharpton HURTS the main cause he claims to be trying to help..He's a self-serving piece of shit....He needs to...heh heh.."lighten-up"...

Hall of Fame...Who Needs IT???

2008-01-09T15:18:00.000-08:00

I wuz sayin' in my post belowya that lotsa guys don't need the Hall of Fame to be famous....Case in point?... This guy:

Signed byda Yankees, played forda Cubs and Brooklyn inda early fitties. Rumor has it that he was also a homosexual. Nuthin' wrong widdat and I dunno if it's even true but Da Stevo jus' figgered it was time to change the tone of my recent salvo of baseball posts and mebbe segue into sumpthin' else...

...I mean, Hell, if guys like Clemens and Bonds, Selig and Fehr can fuck with dead peoples legacy, Da Jammy can damn sure do it's part..

...Eastwood got nuthin' on dis dude...