...See where Tiger Woods is on the way to becoming the first billionaire athelete in history, reminding all of us of whut fucked lives we have...dude's from another planet...He's also bitchin' 'bout the slow pace of play on the Tour...just hit the ball people...Helluva game, golf..I remember one time, I was golfin' widda buddy of mine, Jeff, and I wuz yellin' expletives all over the place after shankin' and slicin' da ball on my way to a +23:Stevo: "SONNUVAMUTHER-FUCKIN'GODDAMNBITCH!!!!!"
Jeff: "Maann, Stevo...why you git so mad?"
Stevo: "Ahhh..SHIT, Jeff...this fuckin' game pisses me off!!"
Jeff: "Yeah...It can git to ya fer sure."
Stevo: "...Fuck!..."
Jeff: "...ain't no sense in gittin' so mad, Stevo..."
Stevo: "...and just whydafuck NOT?!?!"
Jeff: "Well...Fer one thing...you ain't good enuff to git mad.."
...It still ain't stopped me from gittin' pissed or nuthin' when I fuck up and I think about that every time I hear Tiger let loose with an "F-bomb" or "GD-explosion" when he screws up...'course, that sumbitch is good enuff to git pissed...
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I suck at golf ... I've basically given up on it ... the green's fees are too expensive and it takes too damb long to play!
I was told that myself. At least you broke 80 once. My best round ever: 85. One good thing about bofe of us is our distance. Not just off the tee either. My 6 iron off the ground used to be about 210-215 yards, and I used the PW from 150 in. I have a 400 yard drive (at cottonwood in Waco) and Erastus was there to see it. I hit the ball to the 150 dish (marker) on a 552 yard par 5. Got on the green wif de wedge, and proceeded to 3 jack for the par. Gotdammint!!
Note: the chronolgical order of the comments makes it appear I'm talking to Los, when I was actually talking to the Steven-O.
But while I'm at it, los is right. I don't want to drop 75$ to play on the weekend, and I don't have time to play during the week
I'm alright at golf.
Especially when I can get the ball to go into the dinosaur's mouth and out its ass. Guaranteed hole in one everytime.
los...I ain't played in 2 yrs..I love the game tho'..
crass...I hit it 360 once..bogeyed the SUNNUVABITCH..I DO have 2 holes-in-one tho'..
Rev...you must've been playin' that course where I broke 80 Crass wuz talkin' 'bout..
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