Seems like ol' Timothy Elliott, indigent, hadda gamblin' problem and decided it might be best to take up robbin' banks n' shit to pay off his bookies. I guess since his robbery was "unarmed" the dude was put on probation...and one of the stipulations put on his probation was that he couldn't gamble. Not even play the lottery.
Yeah...you guessed it..Dude buys a scratch-off ticket and wins 50K per year for twenty years. Da Judge ruled he could keep it.
I see a cupla/three morals to dis story:
1) "Livin' Right" ain't got shit to do with good fortune comin' yer way.
2) Ya getta break in life whenya look like Santa Claus.
3) Ya might have some issues with this country, but if ya do..yer just fuckin'... WRONG.
God Bless America...
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Kharma will make it's rounds soon...Sometimes it happens on Kharma's time not human.
LOL ;o)
It's still another example that life isn't always fair...
supe...pretty good chance he'll get busted inna casino...ahhh, hell, more power toda dude...
hilarious
Dude looks like Ira Einhorn...
Los and Rev know who he is, and if you don't, then google him, M'Fucker!!!!
I need to find me one of those winning lottery tickets, too! Any suggestions?
Oh, we know Ira well! Well, we don't know him personally, but we know his story well.
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