"...and I ain't so SURE 'bout YOU..." Part ll

...Seems like the late Johnny Carson pissed off Mr. Newton backinda day when he useta crack jokes 'bout Wayne bein' gay... After takin' it fer so long, Newton confronted Carson 'bout it and threatened to "kick your ass" if he didn't let up...

These kinda things bring up questions da Stevo needs some answers to:

1) Duz threatening to "kick your ass" make anyone less gay?

2) When someone accuses/insinuates someone of bein' "gay"..duzzit ever make you think sumpthin' like..."Ya know?...I never thought uvvit before...but now thatya mention it...?"

3) If yer bi-sexual duzzat mean yer "gay"...or jus' "bi-sexual"...?

4) Iz referring to someone az a "homophobe" poltically incorrect and if so, shouldn't it be "gayphobe"...?

5) If someone accused you of bein' "gay" andya weren't...would you get pissed-off...or wouldya...fer lack uvvanuther term, jus'... "blow it off"...?

6) If you REALLY got pissed off, and let's say, you actually did kick somebody's ass..duzzat mean that you reduced yourself to an animal over mere words...or did you think that the person that said it 'boutya..might be on to yer li'l secret?

7) Assuming #6 took place...would you rather SHOW/PROVE to people that you were an uncivilzed animal or jus' let people think yer gay...?..You know...cuz you're so secure 'bout yer sexuality n' shit...

8) Doya ever wish that you might at least be bi-sexual thus increasing your margin for success in the sexual arena by an unfathomable amount...?

9) Ya ever wonder 'bout...say..."Dawg the Bounty Hunter"...?

10) Comparin' those pics of Wayne and Dog...whutsyer take...?


Questions, questions, questions...I got nuthin'...

Bone-a-Duce?!?!?

...Saw sumpthin' floatin' around da Net today regarding a pic of Danny B's... "pkg"...Now, I ain't gonna compromise my tenuous relationship with "Photobucket.com" by postin' it forya, but if you care, click ondat "pkg" thing up there and check it out 4urself...

Seems Danny ain't too happy 'bout that pic makin' the rounds on the Net..Yuh'd think he might consider..you know...keepin' his f--kin' clothes on when he's around camera's n' shit...'specially when his manhood, or lack thereof, might be questioned..

Who knowz?...Mebbe when he get's aroused, that "pkg" turns into a....

"P-->---A-->---C-->---K-->---A-->---G-->---E>"...



...Enjoy yer breakfast, btw

Bad Rap?...or "DEAD" on...?

"...Our self-hatred has been set to music and reinforced by a pervasive culture that promotes a crab-in-barrel mentality.

You're damn straight I blame hip hop for playing a role in the genocide of American black men. When your leading causes of death and dysfunction are murder, ignorance and incarceration, there's no reason to give a free pass to a culture that celebrates murder, ignorance and incarceration.


Of course there are other catalysts, but until we recapture the minds of black youth, convince them that it's not OK to "super man dat ho" and end any and every dispute by "cocking on your bitch," nothing will change.

Does a Soulja Boy want an education?"...Jason Whitlock "FoxSports.com"

..Check out entire article here..

Annnndd...After Further Review...

To be fair, I understand that back inda 60's, Janis Joplin, Hendrix, Morrison, etal., and later, The King himself, all met their finale much too soon at the hand of drugs...I don't recollect a whole lotta guns bein' involved tho', and even tho' Morrison mighta wanted some dame to "light my fire"...if there was any generation that rebelled against "cocking on your bitch" it was the 60's...

Ironically...the cat who said, "...War is not the answer...only love can conquer hate".., got blown-away by his own father...Jus' like him, Da Stevo's jus wonderin'...

..."What's Goin' On...?"

A Sheep Shot at Madonna/"Corn-Hole" Redux..

...Ya know?...Some people need ta gittalife..He said while hackin' away on his blogger...seems like over in England, The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, iz bitchin' cuz Madonna and Guy decided to dye a fuckin' sheep pink ferra spread in Vogue Living.."Outraged" wuz the term used to describe their grief over this egregious act...

...I mean..it ain't like they corn-holed the summich...

No offense or nuthin'...butda Jammy wuz way overdue fer usin' "corn-hole" (go ahead..it's safe) inna post...carpe diem...

"Givvum SUMPTHIN' to talk about..."

No, No...this ain't a post 'bout People magazines "Sexiest Man Alive"..Da Stevo ran across 'dis dude over on Superstar's blog the other day and I thought I'd givvim a hand with a li'l traffic...I figgered he's got some potential cuz...well...he's an asshole...(NOTE: Proceed w/caution whenya click on dat)...anda Stevo thinks that there's a place fer assholes so, hereyago: "The Painful Truth"..(click on "Home" at the bottom of the page whenya git there)

Now, there's a li'l background fer why I elected to do this and I ain't gittin' into it a whole lot but, suffice to say that I can relate toda dude's act...I'll letya figger it out fer yerself, so pull 'im up..

...But...keep 'im away from yer sister...

Crass anda Stevo make a U-Turn...

...Down b'lowya, a cupla-three posts or so, Da Stevo discovered that some dude invented an "instant-ice" thingy to cool off yer lukewarm brewski in seconds...

Our boy, Crass, bein' an enterprisin' young stallion, gave me a call a few dayz ago and presented what he thought wuz an idea that wuz destined to make us both wealthy beyond our wildest dreams...VOILA!!..."A U-TURN SIGNAL!!"...so the people in front/back of you can tell what you're intentions are when you are planning to make a u-turn...to wit:

"Over 54,000 car accidents occur each year while a vehicle is conducting a U-turn, and the principle cause of these wrecks is lack of second-driver recognition of the turning vehicle's full intention."

"These accidents cause an average of over 16,000 injuries every year, and caused 184 deaths in 1999." Sources: U.S. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration
and 1999 Motor Vehicle Crash Data

Da Stevo, bein' equally as stoopid, figgered that wuzza helluva idea and visions uvva life of debauchery and hedonism in Barbados ran rampant thru both our demented minds..At long-last, the "good-life" seemed within our grasp...and there wuz no turnin' back...OR around..

...NOT SO FAST, ASSHOLES...!!!

Figgerin' that it might be a good idea to take the time to do some research on this epiphany, we decided to do some lookin' around on Al Gore's li'l magic window (da NET) and see how original it was...



...Musta been at least 6 or 7 patents already submitted on this stroke of brilliance that I ran across before I quit countin'...

...Swear, I thought it wuz original...never seen one...Soon az my beer gits cold...I'm gonna watch some football...unless you guyz gotta...ahem...better... idea.....