FACT: THE BEST THERE EVER WUZ... PERIOD.

George Fuckin' Carlin (1937-2008) R.I.P

The Almighty Dorrah..

Check out ...this article..The dude sellin' it sez that an "..Oriental.." wuz the one who made the damn thang...I guess when racism stops makin' money, entrepreneurs and the like might givvit a rest...Doubt it.

...Since I don't care, and racism, and as a matterfact, terrorism are here to stay, and you can make money on both (See Sharpton, Jackson, Bush, Cheney),..ain't no end in sight...

...Fukudome did not seem shocked.

"I knew I was coming to a different country, so I expected something like this,'' he said. ''Maybe not necessarily racial, but that anybody could take any context of my words and degrade me if they wanted to. But if I make a big deal out of it, it's not going to benefit me, so I'm not going to make a big deal of it."

Mark Kolbusz, who runs the souvenir stand that sold the shirt, said it was his top-selling shirt..


Fuk it...I thought it was funny..

YOU GO BRETT!!!...(just... GO!)

Just a cupla months after Brett Favre's sappy-cheesy funeral dirge that fans were barraged with, The Sporting News comes out with this report that he might be enticed to come back if Aaron Rodgers went down with an injury next season...

"..."I think of that, when I think of now being retired, I think I won't be in the quarterback/receiver meeting on Thursdays joking around and having fun and game plan and all that stuff together. It was a fun year. That was fun throwing the ball around like we did. There's no reason to think that won't happen again. Aaron has fallen into a great situation. And if that opportunity presented itself and they did call, it would be tempting. And I very well could be enticed to do it...."

...Now, da Stevo is well aware of how revered the gunslinger is as a folk hero and all that crapppp but, personally, I've had just about enuff of his "One Shining Moment" routines and would kinda prefer that he just go away and ride a tractor or sumpthin'..

To me, the best thing that could happen, if he came back, would be for him to throw 4 interceptions and get sacked on his assss 'bout 6 times in his next final game and get trounced 42-7 and go out on bottom....Heaven forbid, he won a Super Bowl in his last outing and we hafta suffer thru Jesus Christ comparisons and JFK's funeral dirge...Givvit a rest, fer crissake.

Pat Tillman didn't get as much attention as Favre did when he got killed over in Iraq fightin' a war...and he wuzza lot more than justa football player..

It's great to be King...

...On the 40th anniversary of Martin Luther Kings' assassination in Memphis...Sen. John McCain issued an apology for not voting to make Kings' birthday a Federal Holiday back in 1983...

Da Stevo, if asked, would probably rate King as one of the most important people of our lifetime...a true American Hero...I always admire people that have the balls to stand up against the system..Especially people that do it right. McCain is politically correct for owning up to a wrong that is part of the pubilic record and and I applaud him for that..

However...

...Ifya didn't vote to make this great man's birthday a Federal Holiday when it was submitted to do so...How much vision can you have?

...BTW....Da Stevo was born on Jan. 15th...

In "Vogue"..?..I seriously doubt it..

"NEW YORK (AP) - When Vogue announced its April cover starring LeBron James and Gisele Bundchen, the magazine noted with some fanfare that James was the first black man to grace its cover.

But the image is stirring up controversy, with some commentators decrying the photo as perpetuating racial stereotypes. James strikes what some see as a gorilla-like pose, baring his teeth, with one hand dribbling a ball and the other around Bundchen's tiny waist.

It's an image some have likened to "King Kong" and Fay Wray.

"It conjures up this idea of a dangerous black man," said Tamara Walker, 29, of Philadelphia...."...FOXSports.com

...Maaannn...some people jus' need to get a life...Hell, Lawerence Fishbourne duz that too...so do countless rappers...and if I remember correctly, Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Lee Van Cleef et al., conjured up images of dangerous white men..and even tho' he might notta been able to jump wortha shit..Woody Harrelson did his part in "Natural Born Killers".

...As far as the King Kong/Fay Wray lame-ass bullshit..at least Giselle looks like she's enjoyin' it as opposed to Ms. Wray bein' scared shitless..

Da Stevo thinks that racism is pretty much here to stay...There's always gonna be some dipshit somewhere that makes it an issue, if you will, even when it's not there...As long as controversy is good for bizness...some fucker will playda card..

Note: The fact that Vogue makes it a point to let us all know that LeBron is the "first black man" to grace its' cover pretty much backs me up on that...Not to mention that this is 2008 and if it tookya this long to do it...how fuckin' relevant a magazine can you be?

If there wasn't any racism...some asshole would create it..and create it...and create it...

"Whyyyyy...?"

Now...we all know that Eldrick hazza durtymutherfuckin'mouth...and at last weeks Doral WGC, he directed it atta dumbshit photographer who elected to snappa flick whilst the Woodman was in the middle of his backswing...


...Da Stevo can appreciate how sumpthin' like that can screw-up a golf swing and it's little thangz like that can really piss me off and sometimes can make a difference 'tween me shootin' a 94 orra 92...and there's always the asshole that drives by yer local muni and blasts hiz horn the minnit you are in yours...Ya gotta figger that out on those PGA golf courses in tournaments, that when Tiger's in 'em, that it's his domain and ifya violate his domain, he's gonna git pissed...I understand it.

I dunno why I'm really doin' this post but ifya notice in this clip of his swing, the second the photographer clicks, Tiger immediately starts whinin' like he's Nancy Kerrigan or sumpthin...

...Makes him more human...donnit?

No Cuntry for Old Men...?

A cupla 93-yr old dudes were busted in Florida inna undercover sex-sting. Seems that one uvvem forked over $20 and the other one $30 to an undercover whore...

First off, Da Stevo thinks that ifyer only payin' 20-30 bux fer some action..the woman yer payin' it to, ain't a whore...she's a skank...Ex-guvner Spitzer uppair in NY knowz whatta real whore is...jus' sayin' now..


Second, I think ifya live to be 90 yrs old, there oughtta be a law that givesya a free pass on certain thangz...you know..an exemption or sumpthin'..especially when it comes to purchasin' the services of a whore...Matterafack, I'm thinkin' that if yer 90 and still frisky enuff to be out prowlin' around ferda va-jay-jay, mebbe a case could be made fer, I dunno, "Sainthood" or sumpthin'...

Last, foxy undercover cops out solicitin' johns...jus' ain't right...

annnd...ya gotta figger..at 93...payin' ferrit is gonna be the only way yer gonna git it...